It's Official, Rudd is BOTH Howard and Latham

Quickly becoming able to act for both the Australian Government and Opposition, we've all been asking ourselves, who is Kevin Rudd?


Well the jury's back in, and it can be empirically stated that he is a metamorphic mutant able to assume the exact likeness of both John Howard and Mark Latham.

Kevin Rudd's ability to 'lose it' seems to be proving more and more formidable, Rudd's last unwitting "spontaneous smackdown" opponent being beloved light-hearted comedy chat-show host Kerry O'Brien last night - fuelling long-standing concerns Rudd may actually be a parasitic mutant able to assume the guise of former Labor Opposition Leader Mark Latham.

After reports that Rudd had literally skinned former Prime Minister and cricket-retard John Howard alive and worn his skin as a body-suit last election, successive decisions of the Rudd Government have left Labor MPs unable to explain who their leader actually is. This is leaving every Australian with only one real conclusion on the matter: that Rudd is an extra-terrestrial mutant able to shape-shift into other politicians.

If Menzies were here, I'm sure he'd be proud.

I kid, he'd probably have a stroke.

-B